By popular demand: Marty Feldman pops out to make the cocoa

Protection you can vote on

McCain condoms: "Old but not expired."
(h/t Hot Air.

Speaking of all, but not expired, via Maria

The Incredible McCain Girl

You'll like her when she's angry:

Insomniac post: Clarkson and his Prius

Couldn't sleep, so of course I was visiting Ace's and ran into this:

Tell us how you really feel, Jeremy...



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"It's a bird! No, it's a plane!..."

... No, it's not!

Let's go to the videotape (probably not suitable for work):


(h/t Beth)

"Great tits not impacted by global warming"

Brutally Honest has the details.

Here's a pair of great tits:


You and your filthy mind...

UPDATE
Dutch tits not adapting well.



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Suffering from ED?

Suffering from ED (excessive dishonesty)? Denny has the cure!

The funniest April Fool's radio show ever

Political Vindication goes progressive

Carla's week

Via Maria,
Ma semaine: Carla Bruni Sarkozy

"Nicolas!" I scold, peering out the window. "Maintenant! Put away ton Game Boy! For there is Prince Charles. Best behaviour!" "Sacré bleu!" roars Nicolas. "Quelle is this insult? He is avec un des Rolling Stones, qui est wearing a dress! J'espère que it n'est pas one que tu as shagged!" "C'est Camilla, Duchess de Cornouaille," I point out. "Ah," says Nicholas.

Read it all.

Funny, Ben Affleck and Jimmy Kimmel, and totally NSFW

Here at Fausta's blog I strive to maintain a certain level of discourse: Culture, poise, good taste.

Forget that, and watch this, which is NOT Suitable For Work.

From The Center of NJ Life

Happy St Patrick's Day

Via Denny

Is Hitchens right?

I would like all my visitors to answer this question:

In his video, Hitchens says that "For most men, if they can't make women laugh, they're out of the evolutionary contest. They'll never going to get laid... If you can't make them laugh, you'll never have a chance."

Is he right?

Leave an anwer in the comments, and bee-have. I'll be back later in the day.

UPDATE
Sense of humor: Essential
Funny women

More:
The Uglies
Question of the day
Amused Cynic



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Wednesday night muse

Via Liz,

Your Inner Muse is Terpsichore

You are most like this muse of dancing. You have a natural rhythm that makes you an incredible dancer. And you're always inventing the coolest dance moves. Off the dance floor, you carry yourself with grace.

What Muse Are You?

A few afternoon links

A few more Spitzer links:
Spitzer introduces himself
From Gerard via Larwyn, Amid Charges of Spitzer Tryst, Embattled Prostitute "Kristen" Expected to Resign
SPITZER HAS USED HOOKERS FOR 6 YEARS: SOURCES. At $4500/hr, he's probably broke by now.

Other stuff:
The Marines at Berkely

Clooney: Not engaged. Not gay, either.

Last night I woke up in the middle of they night and they were playing Zefferelli's Romeo and Juliet. I love that movie, and so does Neo, who today has a wonderful post, Caught on tape: Ballet, "Walpurgis Nacht," and Plisetskaya"

NYT's Promotion of Keller’s Book Fails

Cats, Nerd Humor & Food Court Musical

Mary Anne Busted for Mary Jane

Who's the boss at your house?

When Art Imitates Life & Who In The Hell Is Art?, and I have those shoes. Really.

The Top 10 Reasons Bloggers Don't Succeed. Reason 11: because you miss Spring Blog Fest East.

Who needs a movie?




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Doug Ross has the funniest post of the week:

The colon who came in from the cold, a.k.a., The Illustrated Dave Barry Field Trip

Press One for English

Amen to that!

Ebay auction: Choose new middle name for Barack HUSSEIN Obama

Via Judith, someone's auctioning on ebay a new name for Obama,
Choose new middle name for Barack HUSSEIN Obama

CHOOSE NEW MIDDLE NAME FOR BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

You are bidding on a framed genuine FAKE birth certificate of Barack Hussein Obama. Did I say that his middle name is Hussein? I did? Okay.

Here is the fun part. Because it is apparently against the rules to use the middle name of HUSSEIN, the winning bidder will have the opportunity to choose a new middle name to replace HUSSEIN. It will be inserted in the FAKE certificate. We can begin using the name, and then we won't have to worry about being arrested by the DemocRAT PC police for using the actual real name HUSSEIN.

Let's see how these might sound. Barack Milhous Obama. Barack Fitzgerald Obama. Barack Fidel Obama. Barack Wolfgang Obama. Barack Rodham Obama. It will be your choice. Be creative!

Won't it be nice to use his entire name again? You knew JFK and FDR. We don't want to have to call him B.O. do we? That stinks.

NOTE: does anyone doubt that Hillary had her surrogates leak the photo of Barack Hussein Obama in the Somali ceremonial outfit? It is not over. Hillary Rodham Clinton will not go away quietly. If she has to, she will burn the oil wells. Hillary is going to sabotage Barack Hussein Obama behind the scenes. Hillary will do anything to anyone at any time for power. Don't ever doubt that. The woman really is demonically possessed. She put up with public humiliation dished out by her husband that no self-respecting strong woman would ever find acceptable. She accepted it because she wanted power, had to ride the serial sexual predator's coattails, and believed she was destined to become the most powerful woman in history. If she can't sabotage B.O. and steal the nomination from him, she may well have a nervous breakdown. BULLETIN: it appears that Hillary is filing suit over the way delegates are chosen in Texas.

Let's see if it stays up.

Screenshot:


UPDATE
Barack Arugula Obama?

More, Sunday March 2
Pick Obama’s new middle name
Now the cult has an anthem.



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Look good for Jesus!

In what must be the most "out there" cosmetics campaign in recent years, someone in Singapore came up with a line of Lookin' Good for Jesus cosmetics. The line included a "Virtuous vanilla" lip balm, which doesn't sound too naughty but then the inuendo took over, and a "Get Tight with Christ" hand and body cream made it to the cosmetic counters. Let's hope it doesn't tingle.

The Catholics got upset and the company withdrew the products. If they had been in Latin America, they could have repackaged the whole line with a picture of heh-SOOS, some good looking guy with the same name as Jesus and they would have saved themselves the fuss.

I wonder what Ace and Laurie Kendrick would have to say about "Looking Good for Jesus".



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Frozen Grand Central, and other Sunday items

Via The Anchoress, Frozen Grand Central
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The Ronulans are coming
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Evangelicals a Liberal Can Love?

Two words for Nicholas Kristof: 39th
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Laurie gets Morgellon's disease.
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Eric clarifies some Details which give me a splitting hair ache
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Is it real, or is it Mexifornia photoshop?
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Scrambling for Africa: A Conversation with John Ghazvinian
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Left bass player - sort of
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What is “Conservative” In This Republican Race?
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Last but not least, don't miss Jon's huge Blogroll amnesty day roundup.



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Dora translates the road map, stay off the vaginal couch, and other morning items

President Bush and His New Spokeswoman, Dora the Explorer

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Craigslist Item: "Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch" Eeew!
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Castro Says He's Too Unhealthy to Speak
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The Top 25 Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians
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Obama's Admiration of Ronald Reagan means he'll say anything to get elected.
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How Metrosexuals Came Into Being



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