Looking for Mr. Wonderful? Go to Amazon!

Via Jay Tea at Wizbang, who warns,

(Note: the link is very, VERY NSFW -- Not Safe For Women. Any woman who sees it could be utterly RUINED FOREVER. And men? No one has ever died from the sudden destruction of every molecule of testosterone in their body, but 1) why take the chance? and B) would life really be worth living afterwards?)

a pernicious, exploitive, obscene form of expression:

"bad boys turned good"

He cooks while you blog.

Cool.

And more:

"I know. Let's take you shoe shopping!"

If you think Mr. Wonderful doesn't exist, fret no more: He's at Amazon:

Mr. Wonderful has been carefully developed with today's modern woman in mind. He is complete with good looks, sense of style, sensitivity, charm, and is genuinely sincere. The perfect gift for any woman, whether single or married. Some of Mr. Wonderful's comments include: - "Thinking of you is the best part of my whole day." - "This evening, let's just lie in bed and talk all night." - "You're perfect just the way you are, I wouldn't change one thing."

Of course Ms Wonderful's out there, too:

14 Phrases Include: - Don't feel bad honey, i forgot it was our anniversary too! - You don't need a glass, just go ahead and drink right out of the carton. - Your new secretary is cute! I bet she's smart too! - Oh... your watching a ballgame. Just stay right there on the couch and I'll whip up some snacks. - I'll finish cleaning out the garage honey, your friends are waiting for you to play golf. - You're going out with the boys tonight? You've worked hard... Enjoy yourself! - A new reversible drill, oh honey it's just what i needed! - Are you sure it's ok to wash this shirt? You've only worn it for a couple of days. - Don't worry about taking the trash out. I can use the exercise. - It really doesn't matter if you leave the toilet seat up, it makes it easier to clean. - You're right, we don't need directions, maybe you'll find a short cut.

In other relationship news, now that you know where to find Mr./Ms Wonderful, go to Laurie's blog and find out What men want to know.



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