"That's no lady, that's my wife!"
Via Memeorandum,
Bride, groom stopped in Iraq actually terror suspects.
They might have gotten away with it, if only the bride wasn't so butch:
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Via Pamela,
The gloves are a nice touch, aren't they?
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posted by Fausta @ 5:58 PM
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I think that was Miss Ramadi, 2006.
For the talent part of the pageant, she disassembled and reassembled a Kalashnikov while blindfolded- in under 2 minutes!
al-Bahadli, al-Bahadli,
Give me your answer, do!
I'm half crazy all for the love of you.
It won't be a fancy marriage,
Al Qaeda-ford a carriage
But you'll look sweet upon the seat
of an exploding bicycle built for two!
I hope the happy couple decades of marital "blips" er, uh, bliss... yeah that's it!
I knew I could count on you, guys!
I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.
I cut down trees. I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Pa-pa!
Hooray for Monty Python - and pass the Nair!
Hey little sister who's your superman
Hey little sister who's the one you want, Hey little sister, shot gun!
You'd think they've accepted transvestite marriages over there... or not?... ;)
Hey little sister who's your superman
Firma
"The gloves are a nice touch.."
SNORT! ROTFLMAO Oh -- Stop it! I can't breathe!
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