"Fidel absent as Cuba celebrates"
Says the Beeb,
Fidel Castro has written a series of articles but not appeared in publicAh, huh!
Cuba's acting president, Raul Castro, is leading revolution day celebrations, filling in for his brother Fidel who was last seen in public a year ago.
And why would that be?
Update
Meanwhile, over in Venezuela...
Labels: Communism, Cuba, Fidel Castro
posted by Fausta @ 9:07 AM
2 Comments:
CART MASTER: Bring out your dead! (clang clang)
Bring out your dead! (clang clang)
Bring out your dead! (clang clang)
CART MASTER: Ninepence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
CART MASTER: What?
CUSTOMER: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
CART MASTER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not!
CART MASTER: He isn't?
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
CART MASTER: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.
CART MASTER: I can't take him.
DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!
CUSTOMER: Well, do us a favour.
CART MASTER: I can't.
CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long....
And then there's No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
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