And now for a Mr. Monk moment:

Now dirty chopsticks picked up in China scare

A Beijing factory recycled used chopsticks and sold up to 100,000 pairs a day without any form of disinfection, a newspaper said on Wednesday, the latest is a string of food and product safety scares.
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Officials raided the factory and seized about half a million pairs of recycled disposable bamboo chopsticks and a packaging machine, the Beijing News said.

At times like this, one has to ask, "WWMMD?"

What would Mr. Monk do?

He'd carry his own carefully sterilized chopsticks, made of non-porous stainless steel, that's what:


How about a Mr. Monk bobblehead, while you're at it?