Early Sunday evening in the 'burbs,

... a mom is lying in bed sick with a cold, napping. The TV set is on.

Her son tip-toes into the bedroom to pick up The Economist, which was on top of the dresser next to the bed.

The mom wakes up with a start, "Oh! I was just having a nightmare... Uma Thurman was in a kung-fu movie with David Carradine. It was awful."

To which he replies, "Yeah, Mom, they're playing Kill Bill on TBS right now. Look."

Fade to screechy horror movie music...