Adopt a Sniper auction on Ebay
George Galloway Adopts a Sniper

All proceeds from this auction will buy much needed supplies for American snipers in Iraq. You receive the autographed book. A letter of thanks from Adopt-a-Sniper for the donation in your name.

Wait, that’s not all.

Mr. Galloway receives an itemized thank you letter acknowledging his generous fundraising effort and support of what hopefully amounts to a few well-aimed shells to the head of a suicide bomber who would have taken 20 Iraqi children with him.

You also get a framed copy of that letter.

I wonder if Hitchens thought this one up.