Astrologers excited about the discovery of a possible new planet, but didn't see it coming
maybe because "Pluto is in Sagittarius right now". And here I thought Pluto was Mickey's dog.
Today's Horoscope: Now Unsure

If astrologers were able to detect the influences of planets on people's lives accurately, should they not have noticed the influence of a 10th planet long before astronomers detected it?

Duh.

Speaking of astrologers, Steve uses this guy's picture for Arianna's posts.