Ozzy stops a robber
Via Samizdata,

Rock star Ozzy Osbourne has been praised by police for "very courageously" tackling a burglar who stole jewellery from his house.
The singer grabbed an intruder who then jumped 30ft (10m) from a first floor window as the star gave chase at his Buckinghamshire home on Monday.

The Samizdatistas are pondering what the consquences would have been had Ozzy been more agressive (no, not biting his had off, even when that was mentioned). I don't know if The Osbournes is still playing, but this would have been a top Entertainment Tonight item, had it been caught on camera.