Remember to trim your hair
People and things need maintenance, which is why barbers make a living.

The rulers of The Principality, however, don't seem to notice this until things really need maintenance. Case in point, in today's article Township Plans More Maintenance For Parks System and Open Space, the Township open space manager states "Over the past 10 years, the Township has acquired open space in a rather exponential fashion . . . This activity has created the need for maintenance of these valuable resources in the community".

Ten years of "exponential" land acquisition. Only now they come up with their first strategic work plan for its maintenance.