Leave dessert to the Scots
I'm hypoglycemic and can't have any sugar, but according to Dave Barry, the Scots (who invented deep-fried pizza) have come up with Dessert

The sandwich consists of two slices of white bread smothered in chocolate sauce, dipped in batter and deep-fried, then covered in sugar and more chocolate sauce. It is served with vanilla ice-cream

I wonder if one washes it down with some expresso and a wee dram of single-malt.